JOKES FROM YOUR FATHER.

DOES T.H.S. JOKE?

SELDOM, ANYWAY HERE IS A JEWISH ONE.

IF IN YOUR SYNAGOGUE, A POLITICIAN GETS UP TO READ FROM SCRIPTURES AND ANNOTATE, LOOK FOR THE NEAREST EXIT AND WITH ONE HAND HOLDING DOWN  YOUR KIPPA  AND THE OTHER CLUTCHING ON TO YOUR SCROLL RUSH OUT THE  EXIT AND DO NOT STOP UNTIL YOU ARE BEYOND EAR SHOT.

HERE IS A POPEISH ONE.

THE POPES IN THIS WORLD JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THE POMP, PAGEANTRY AND ADULATION OF THIS WORLD AND SO THEY ENSURE THAT AFTER THEY HAVE PASSED AWAY, THEY ARE PUT ON THE ALTER EVEN IT MEANS PRE-ENGAGING SOME CRAZED NUN FROM SOME OBSCURE CONVENT CRYING “EL MIRACOLO” TO ENSURE A MIRACLE HAS TAKEN PLACE IN THEIR NAME AND THEREBY PUTTING THEM ON FAST TRACK TO CANONIZATION.

S.R.T.

p.s. With apologies, I am only a piece of chalk.

27^TH December 2015.